Alexios

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
unmaskedagain
mcheang

Drunk makes people do stupid things

And sometimes stupidity=fearless. I’m sorry that there has to be slight Adrien salt in this draft but I couldn’t see another way around it.

At a party on the Couffaine boat, Lila spiked Marinette’s drink. She hopes Marinette will humiliate herself.

While Marinette would never transform in public, she will fearlessly admit she has a crush on Adrien right to his face and that she knitted his birthday scarf.

Next up, Marinette accuses Lila of lying. When her classmates sigh and don’t believe her, Marinette speed dials Jagged Stone and puts him on loudspeaker so he can claim he never owned a kitten.

Next Marinette giggles and throws Alya’s own words back at her. Honestly, Marinette was the one who got her that interview with Ladybug and it was a nightmare to get. (Mostly because Tikki had to be heavily bribed for the miraculous to be used for personal reasons). She calls out that even Hawkmoth knows Lila is a liar or else he would have kidnapped her already or forced her to reveal Ladybug’s secret identity.

Now everyone knows that a drunk Marinette is a slightly tipsy, brave blabbermouth, and they pray she doesn’t reveal their secrets.

She reveals Adrien knew Lila was a liar. She was there when Ladybug confronted Lila after she badmouthed the heroine. Marinette confessed she was ordered by Ladybug (technically Tikki is part of Ladybug) to collect a tome while she confronted Lila. She found the tome in a garbage bin thrown by the liar.

After that Ladybug asked her who could have owned the book and suspected Gabriel. Once Gabriel’s name was cleared, Ladybug was reluctant to return the book but relented and let Marinette return it after she took photos.

Yeah, Adrien and Lila are in trouble, the latter more so.

Lila makes a plea she only wanted to impress her already impressive class, but Marinette snorts and drunkenly points out that Lila has never behaved like a Friend. Not when she has the class serving her lunch, not when she always makes lousy excuses to avoid helping them (like with Max’s video game and Mylene’s tree planting), and definitely not when she called the class dumb as she threatened Marinette.

Yeah, there is a typical class outroar at this. Adrien and Alya asked in horror why she never told them.

Marinette shrugs. “Would you have believed me? After all, you all were so ready to send me to the back.” She looks at her cup and frowns. “Can I get a re-fill?”

Juleka takes the cup from Marinette and sniffs it. She glares at Lila. “Did you spike Marinette?”

“No! Of course not.”

Max pushed up his glasses, his eyes shiny with unshed tears. “After what we have heard tonight, do we have any reason to trust you?”

When Lila tries to lie that she really owns the Fox Miraculous (a hero would never spike someone. Yeah she’s getting desperate), Marinette snorts and asks her to let them see her kwami.

Lila is confused. Alya asks how Marinette knows that sort of stuff.

As Adrien tries to lead Marinette away before she can blurt out her secret, she laughs and reveals she was multimouse and that she held both Ladybug and Chat’s miraculous as she defeated kwami buster. She wasn’t a hero anymore but she knew what a kwami was.

The rest of the heroes, worried more hero secrets might be revealed, agree Marinette needs rest, or just water to cool off.

Lila’s plan to humiliate Marinette backfired badly.

Plagg is laughing in Tikki’s face. The latter is more upset that Plagg doesn’t sense the danger. But to Plagg, as long as Marinette doesn’t start talking about the Guardian or revealing that she is Ladybug, who cares? This is so amusing. Her Ladybug is admittedly strict on keeping those a secret, everything else is free game.

Hawkmoth akumatizes Lila to Chameleon and learns that Marinette was Multimouse.

Lila steals Marinette’s appearance and pretends to be in danger. Chat Noir arrives to save her but he isn’t fooled. When Adrien saw the fake on TV, he was baffled as to how she could have gotten there so fast. He found Marinette where the class left her, in Juleka’s bed, sleeping out the spiked drink.

Yeah...Chameleon’s weakness is really easy. Just throw something at her face and hope it makes contact with her lips. Then wait for Ladybug to show up. Chat grew worried when Ladybug giggled and suggested they throw the inanimate object off the Eiffel Tower and let it break to release the akuma.

Hawkmoth really wants to akumatize Marinette if Ladybug thinks she is worthy of such power.

Sadly he has no more use for Lila as she has lost her influence on class.

When Marinette returns to school sober, she is scared about what she will find.

Her classmates treat her as normal and Adrien owes her an apology, after the tongue-lashing everybody gave him last night for letting them be manipulated. He also thanks her for his birthday present and saving him from homeschool.

Adrien is on thin ice with almost every classmate. They forgive the sheltered boy but admit he will have to regain their trust somehow. Adrien vows to do just that. On the bright side, Marinette still trusts him, though this just makes Adrien feel guilty because he hasn’t done anything yet to deserve that trust that she knows about. (I’m not sure whether this is before or after Marinette was framed). And of course there is now a bit more awkwardness since Adrien is now aware of Marinette’s feelings and hasn’t addressed them. He is still in love with Ladybug but breaking Marinette’s heart is not a good idea right now, at all. He doesn’t want to hurt Marinette (or get further ostracised by the class), so he chooses to ignore it.

The classmates choose to say sorry to Marinette individually.

Alya realized the Achu trip was a lie and went to check on Mrs Rossi as Class Deputy. Surprise. Lila is taken out of Dupont and sent to military school.

Later, Adrien finally proves his trustworthiness to Marinette when he defends her against his Father who is trying to prep her for akumatization.

ok so i dont normally do salt but i liked this so
howlingwolf23
days-n-daze

Advice if you love/care about an addict but they're not ready for abstinence. This is meeting people where they're at- the most important part of harm reduction

summmerteeth

suboxone and methadone are treatment drugs for opioid withdrawal symptoms btw! they’re meant to be a kind of transitional drug for people who want to quit but don’t want to suffer through the cold turkey method, which a lot of harm reduction advocates see as needlessly difficult and cruel

headspace-hotel

Ok idk very much about it but I'm pretty sure withdrawal from a wide variety of substances that form chemical dependency can capital-k Kill You.

like I had a relative who was an alcoholic and went to jail and alcohol withdrawals ended him up in the ICU for a MONTH

storiesabouthumanandthings
robotpussy

vodka smells like hand sanitizer

softcells

*standing at the cusp of your doorway*

fun fact, it is because they both contain alcohol.

i could teach you more interesting science facts if youd like. just invite me into your home

robotpussy

are you saying vodka COULD act as a substitute to hand sanitizer? or do i have to let u into my home to know more

softcells

i wont tell you my secrets until you invite me in. also if you have any garlic or crosses laying around can you also throw those in a fire really quick before i come in otherwise ill be too distracted to tell you about the vodka

robotpussy

ok <3 but wont the burning garlic make the air.... garlicky? can i just throw it into a garbage bag

softcells

omg yes. you are SUCH a considerate host, please throw all of it in the outside garbage can actually if you can. that is a much wiser idea. now if you will just invite me in, i will tell you all you wish to know about the ways of this world

robotpussy

okie dokie *opens front door*

softcells

thank you. friend. for opening the door for me, it is ever so kind. but could you please invite me in to your home? i need to hear this from you. to feel that i am welcome.

robotpussy

ok. Hello! welcome to my home! please come in :)

softcells

*steps inside* ah. thank you friend. to answer your query before, in order to properly disinfect anything, you need more than 70 percent alcohol content. there is vodka with this much alcohol in it, but few and far between with a percentage so high. were you have one with that high a percentage, it could yes, disinfect your hands or surfaces. but pray, tell me you are not drinking a vodka with such a high a percentage? i would be displeased to hear that you were. i drove here tonight.

robotpussy

i am not drinking any. the smell has scared me away from every putting any in my mouth and consuming it

softcells

oh perfect. and dear friend, of which after your kindnesses to me i do feel you are dear to me now, i assure you. you will not ever have to worry about drinking vodka ever again

*vampire murders u and then drives away in my hot red 1982 IROC*

robotpussy

*wakes up from vampire death because i am immortal* *yelling from the window* no kiss before u killed me?

nyancrimew

Anonymous asked:

Why do u call yourself a transGIRL if you are over 18? That's pedophilic .

nyancrimew answered:

this one is always sooo funny to me, cause like ok, when some random cis woman calls herself or her friend a girl or something she’s quirky and cool, but when a trans person calls themselves a girl or a boy we’re suddenly pedophiles! hmmmm i wonder where that rhetoric comes from?

blushthefemboy

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my favorite comment

whoviandoodler
hymnsofheresy

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

hymnsofheresy

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

hymnsofheresy

Children shouldn’t be a “stage” in life that everyone is obligated to fulfill; childrearing is not for everyone. More importantly, children shouldn’t be state-enforced punishments for “irresponsible” sexual behavior.

Children are people with thoughts and feelings just like the rest of us. They are conscious of the way people treat them. And they can certainly tell when they are unwanted and/or resented.

letomcfaceman

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chaotic-queer-disaster

[ID: tumblr tags. they are: #reblog #i also dont think its enough to want a child. i think you need to want a teenager and an adult too #my mom wanted a baby. when i was too old to pronounce spaghetti wrong and let her put me in church dresses she was done with me #my dad wanted a person. he wanted a baby a child a tween a teen and an adult #my dad wanted to watch a person happen. which was different. /end ID.]

megpie71

Boosting all of the above signal.

one-time-i-dreamt
one-time-i-dreamt

oops my tooth fell out oops my teeth fell out oops my bones fell out oops haha jiggle jiggle

den-of-evil

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most-definitively-a-human

Why is this of all the things the first post to make me laugh out of loud in days. It is amazing and beautiful. But still. Brain what is with you. There were plenty of other amusing things I found for you, yet you did not react. Explain yourself you jiggly, contrarian squishy bits of matter.